A Ministry to reach Dave Oliveria…

WARNING!!!! DON’T GO TO DOOFO’S CHURCH…DON’T WEAR A RON PAUL T-SHIRT WHEN TALKING TO DOOFO…DON’T BOTHER DOOFO WHEN HE’S AT THE CONCERT IN THE PARK…(especially if you are wearing a Ron Paul T-Shirt)…YOU SHOULD, HOWEVER, PRAY FOR HIM…HE NEEDS IT GREATLY!

CHESTER

P.S. CHESTER THE JESTER HAS BEEN LOCKED IN THE CLOSET FOR THE WEEKEND! CHESTER…THE REAL ONE…IS IN CONTROL…HERE AT THE WHITEHOUSE.

DooFo over at the cyber-swamp known as HBO thinks liberty minded people are a minority in North Idaho.  But because he surrounds himself with the liberal cut-throats of the area, he hasn’t taken time to notice how the demographics of this area really shape up. He thinks his ravenous roadies are the majority and the ‘Hard Right’  are a backwoodsy inbred group on the verge of extinction…if only he knew.

Let’s start a mission to Dave, to let him know there are more of us than his slimy followers think.  Give him a call, send him an e-mail, or better yet meet with him.

Last we heard he is an elder in good standing at Hayden Bible Church located at 290 E. Miles in Hayden, ID.   Maybe liberty minded people can worship there for a Sunday or two…if he knows you, just your presence there will pester him.  Service times are at 8:30 or 10:15.

Don’t be rude or pick fights, be reverent and go to worship God. You don’t have to say a word, instead wear your favorite liberty minded shirt or pin, and just sit there politely and smile.  A Ron Paul shirt would be sufficient enough to make him sweat (conservatives are his kryptonite).  Besides, you’d be surprised how enjoyable his pastor’s sermons are…at least we’ve enjoyed them (is that a self outing attempt?).

But if confronting him at church isn’t your thing…we understand.  He’s quite fond of the summer concerts in Coeur d’alene.  Show up for some music and fun…and you might just bump into him.  If so, be sure to ask why he delights in obfuscating liberty minded people while holding an ecclesiastical office…warning stand back in case he gaps.

The easiest way to throw a socialist off their groove, is do the unexpected and catch them when they least expect it.

If DooFo is confronted with enough truth about the liberty movement and can be shown it is inline with the Bible, he may yet become a useful ally. Have fun and remember to keep it friendly….don’t stalk him, and never threaten him…keep it on an up-beat positive crescendo.

Send us your report, and we’ll post it!

Counting down to the next installment of outing HBO posters…we can hardly wait!

Chester the Jester

Photo Credit- Hayden Bible Church Facebook Page

3 Responses to A Ministry to reach Dave Oliveria…

  1. riggs says:

    A group that defines itself by what is against won’t have much traction in the long run, nor will entire posts of ad hominam (sp) attacks excite for very long.

    (Note from Chester: Huh???? By the way it’s ad hominem.)

  2. Contrarian says:

    I hope people see this for the jest it was Chester. Sunday is not the day for making political points with DFO, especially at his church. We live in strange times and you should know that because the Liberal folks are so unhinged, they may try to make a mountain out of this mole hill!

    I was glad you put up your warning. No one should go to Hayden Bible Church unless that is their church. And why would anyone bother wasting their time trying to “confront” DFO? He’s a waste of time in all respects.

    By the way, you got one thing wrong. DFO does not hold an “ecclesiastical office.” He’s just a layman, who does indeed need our prayers!

    Keep up the good work CBO, both of you!(DFO claims that there’s only two of you and of course he knows everything, right?)

    (Note from Chester: Hey, you’re not so contrary! Sometimes good ideas look better when they’re floating around in our heads…you’re right and of course only a Liberal would take us seriously! P.S. Don’t tell DooFo, but there are really three of us…and yes, we are all discombobulated which is why we occasionally lock each other in the closet!)

  3. Justin Cottrell says:

    Chester,

    I’ve followed this blog sporadically since mid April. While you’ve given me many a laugh and say many things I agree with, this I think is a bit to much.

    I also understand that the goons at Huckleberries have a long history of suggesting over the top harassment tactics. Therefore I know it’s tempting to match their bet. But does it have to be like this? Maybe I’m being overly cautious, but if the point of this post is to reach Dave there are probably better less offensive ways to do it.

    Maybe you guys should start an e-mail chain of your supporters, and run posts like this buy them first before acting in the heat of the moment. It could help the fallout from being so toxic.

    Justin Cottrell
    The Dinosaur Man

    (Note from Chester: That’s why we put a disclaimer on the Jester’s post. We’ve also noticed one of DooFo’s pawns…Phaedrus is trying to link you and Larry Spencer to this blog…HAHAHAHAHA. As if Thom George really has a clue…back to check on the Jester.)

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