A Ministry to reach Dave Oliveria…
WARNING!!!! DON’T GO TO DOOFO’S CHURCH…DON’T WEAR A RON PAUL T-SHIRT WHEN TALKING TO DOOFO…DON’T BOTHER DOOFO WHEN HE’S AT THE CONCERT IN THE PARK…(especially if you are wearing a Ron Paul T-Shirt)…YOU SHOULD, HOWEVER, PRAY FOR HIM…HE NEEDS IT GREATLY!
P.S. CHESTER THE JESTER HAS BEEN LOCKED IN THE CLOSET FOR THE WEEKEND! CHESTER…THE REAL ONE…IS IN CONTROL…HERE AT THE WHITEHOUSE.
DooFo over at the cyber-swamp known as HBO thinks liberty minded people are a minority in North Idaho. But because he surrounds himself with the liberal cut-throats of the area, he hasn’t taken time to notice how the demographics of this area really shape up. He thinks his ravenous roadies are the majority and the ‘Hard Right’ are a backwoodsy inbred group on the verge of extinction…if only he knew.
Let’s start a mission to Dave, to let him know there are more of us than his slimy followers think. Give him a call, send him an e-mail, or better yet meet with him.
Last we heard he is an elder in good standing at Hayden Bible Church located at 290 E. Miles in Hayden, ID. Maybe liberty minded people can worship there for a Sunday or two…if he knows you, just your presence there will pester him. Service times are at 8:30 or 10:15.
Don’t be rude or pick fights, be reverent and go to worship God. You don’t have to say a word, instead wear your favorite liberty minded shirt or pin, and just sit there politely and smile. A Ron Paul shirt would be sufficient enough to make him sweat (conservatives are his kryptonite). Besides, you’d be surprised how enjoyable his pastor’s sermons are…at least we’ve enjoyed them (is that a self outing attempt?).
But if confronting him at church isn’t your thing…we understand. He’s quite fond of the summer concerts in Coeur d’alene. Show up for some music and fun…and you might just bump into him. If so, be sure to ask why he delights in obfuscating liberty minded people while holding an ecclesiastical office…warning stand back in case he gaps.
The easiest way to throw a socialist off their groove, is do the unexpected and catch them when they least expect it.
If DooFo is confronted with enough truth about the liberty movement and can be shown it is inline with the Bible, he may yet become a useful ally. Have fun and remember to keep it friendly….don’t stalk him, and never threaten him…keep it on an up-beat positive crescendo.
Send us your report, and we’ll post it!
Counting down to the next installment of outing HBO posters…we can hardly wait!
Chester the Jester
Photo Credit- Hayden Bible Church Facebook Page
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