An Open Letter To Wild Bill For America…

Note From Chester: This is a response to a comment received from the afore mentioned Patriot in response to our “There was an old lady” post and you may read the comment there. We say Patriot in the real sense…not our Chuckled Up sense!

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Dear Wild Bill,

First, it’s Chester, not Chuckles. We’re not a person, we are people, as in more than one. Thanks for your comments. They are important to us and we wanted to take a bit of time to respond….so…here goes:

  1. Some of us were very familiar with you and like your stuff. Some of us had never heard of you, but now that we have we’ll keep watching.
  1. We love to skewer Liberals! However, we also love to expose “Patriots” who take pleasure in spreading lies about real Conservatives and real Patriots. We’re sorry that you didn’t like our “commentary” on Miss Tina, but, well Wild Bill, she asked for it! (Her lies about a real conservative only serve to help real liberals!)
  1. Our commentary, while certainly “childish” (we pride ourselves on being juvenile around here) was far from vicious. Vicious would be the lies that Tina tells about another real Patriot and Conservative, who just happens to be a lawyer and is running for the same Sheriff’s position that Tina is seeking. Nothing that we have said about Tina is untrue. We have a very good chance of electing a true Constitutional Sheriff in our beautiful county this election. That will not be Tina. Not because she’s not “passionate about American freedom”, but because she’s not qualified, in any way, to hold that important position. Furthermore, as we can amply prove, she can’t even read the law, never mind understand it! (She claims that Idaho has a statute that prohibits a lawyer from being elected Sheriff. If she can’t read that statute and get it right, we have no hope she’d be able to understand the real legal issues confronting a Constitutional Sheriff)
  1. You’re correct that “It is the liberals who take pleasure in the suffering of patriotic Americans”, that’s why we like to give them a little taste of it back! We’re making no claim that Tina is a liberal. We think she’s genuinely concerned the erosion of liberty in America. We also take no joy in exposing Tina’s financial plight. In fact, we wish her well on her road to “financial recovery”. The real issue is who is Tina and why is she in the financial straights she’s in?
  1. You say Tina is a “friend” of yours. Now, we’re pretty strict around these parts with regard to what constitutes a “friend”. A friend is someone that you know very well and that you know you can count on to help you no matter what you ask. (If it’s legal and moral of course). So Wild Bill, perhaps you can tell us some things that your friend Tina won’t?

• Tina says she’s “retired”. Retired from what?

• Tina says she’s a “successful business” person. What are her successful businesses?

• We’ve only found a failed chimney sweep business, a failed quilting business, a failed Ebay sales business, a non-operating “machine gun manufacturing” business and a never commenced operation “Dog Town” business, what ever that might be.

• Tina was on a video with you shooting a “machine gun” which she claims she manufactured. From what we can find she did not manufacture that gun and we don’t believe she ever manufactured a single machine gun ever! (If she did, we’d be happy to have her prove us wrong).

• Since she said she was in that business, doesn’t the public have a right to know how successful she was at it?

• She graduated from High School in 1990 and yet she can’t (or won’t) list a single professional or educational credential that would, even remotely, give her the qualifications she needs to be a Sheriff.

  1. Tina’s house is in foreclosure. Why didn’t she sell her, very valuable, machine gun and her big shiny yellow car to help pay her mortgage?
  1. Now here’s the real issue Wild Bill, if Tina had just announced she was running for Sheriff, as a housewife, with no experience, education or training, we would not have ever wasted a single sentence talking about her. But, because she has no education, training and experience, her strategy is to bad mouth (lies are vicious Wild Bill) and tell lies about the real Constitutional Sheriff Candidate in the race. The lawyer/lawman with almost 40 years of “relevant” (his word, but we agree) education, experience and training to get the job done!

Now, we’re not for everybody Wild Bill. The liberals around these parts hate us! We hope you’ll keep “checking us out”, but we don’t bend our Parody-ized Editorial for anyone…PERIOD!

However, we want to be fair to everyone. We always say what we really believe, but we have, sad to say, written bits in the past based on bad “Intel” so to speak, so we’ve had to apologize before and it likely won’t be the last time. So we’d like to make a deal with you….

If you will get your friend Tina Kunishige to provide the public with a detailed resume of everything she’s done since 1990, including a list of all her “successful” businesses (with verifiable information) and…

…If you will get your friend Tina Kunishige to apoligize for telling lies about John Green…ooops, we said his name…didn’t mean to do that….and she will promise to stop telling lies, then we….

 …will apologize to Tina and never say another negative thing about her again…even if it’s true! (We’re not kidding. We’ve actually been pretty nice to Tina so far and have tons more true stuff we could have said!)

So as we sign off we want to remind our readers of our motto….If you don’t like us…We Don’t Care! (We wanted to use “What Me, Worry?” but Alfred objected)

Thanks Wild Bill for America and Keep up the good work!

Yer Pal,

Chester

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