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Why is Greg Delavan Running?

We’ve had a few people ask us if we know the reasons Greg Delavan is running for Kootenai County Commissioner District 2. In asking about the answer keeps coming back with the same response. It’s not for the paycheck, or to represent the citizens of the county as a constitutionally elected official protecting their rights. Instead it’s to see if he can help resolve the wake zone issue for the CDA Lakeshore POA, of which he is the president of.  They worked with Rep. Jim Addis on a legislative approach, but it failed. So now the plan is that if Greg is a Commish, he can lead the charge with the county making some form of resolution to fix the problem. How exactly he’d manage that is up for debate…remember a small portion of CDA lake is in Benewah County.

We’re not going to dive deep into the wake-zone issue, because it’s a long convoluted issue. Sure we agree that boaters creating wakes do cause damage to property and erode shorelines. But there are existing no wake zones and speed limits on the lake. Boaters ignore those and keep the Sheriff’s department busy writing tickets. If more stringent restrictions were in place on the lake, some boaters would still break the rules. How often have speed limit signs on roads kept all drivers obeying the law?

Now we think Greg is a nice guy, and well spoken. But to run on one issue alone, which benefits his personal property is disingenuous to the citizens. Why can’t he modify his dock to not be tossed around as bad with the wakes? If what we are hearing is true, it’s akin to someone running for commissioner because they want their rural gravel road paved.

While on the subject of the lake, there seems to be a more pressing issue than the wake zones. What about the health of the lake? It’s a well known fact the bottom of the lake is laden with tons of heavy metals. We’re not talking the big hair band kinda heavy metal either. It might be in the CDA Lakeshore POA’s best interest to work with state legislators to find a better management model, before the long arm of the EPA steps in. If they roll in dead-set on fixing things, that would change the use of the lake we all treasure drastically.

In closing, Greg if you truly are only running because of this one issue, why not just step out of the race? It seems you would have much better traction by supporting a constitutionally minded candidates such as Elizabeth Jacobsen or Nic Henderson (Spoiler Alert). Then you could work with all three commissioners and our state reps to find a manageable solution for the lake.

Oh and we forgot to mention. Larry da Liz Spencer is supporting Greg. Remember Larry’s support is a sure fire way to lose an election. The KCRCC, with the exception of Anxious Alex Barron doesn’t want ANYTHING to do with da Liz. He’s Chernobyl kinda radioactive to campaigns.

Stay warm, and don’t give in to all the media hype. Trust in the Lord and don’t stress…He is still sovereign over all. Thanks for reading folks.

Chester

 

 

Our Enemies Come Knocking…

An astute berry picker let us know some of the characters we’ve published dirt on, are on the hunt for Chester’s identity. Brilliant plan shoot the messenger and disregard the message. Where have we seen that before? Oh yeah….liberals. Remember folks, liberals make us laugh.

If you’ve made this page as a result of shady things you’re hiding, or you’ve made liberal political decisions…suck it up. Put on your big person pants and deal with it. By making a stink about the identity of the messenger, you are acting like a liberal.

Lastly, we the Chuckle Berries team agree the path towards true conservativism is an incremental process. Sometimes it takes an event or possibly the election of someone bad to open one’s eyes. Therefore, we understand the path towards being a conservative leader is a journey for some politicians. Yesterdays moderate might be tomorrow’s Ron Paul. Keep up the good fight, read good quality material, and try to understand the world around you through a conservative filter. Our team feels strongly a solid Biblical foundation is key to being a true conservative. As a pastor friend told one of us, “A conservative political stance is a natural expression of the Christian faith.”

As always, we appreciate the tips and leads our dedicated readers send in. Thank you.

Chester

Tuesday Random News

While not official, Chuckle Berries has heard from a few reliable sources that Pastor Tim Remington will not be running in the election. Someone get Camp Bedke a box of overpriced tissues.  As soon as we have 100% confirmation we’ll post it here. Thank you Pastor Tim!

In other news. Great googly moogly this sheriff’s race is a mud slinging hate-fest.  Notice at the epicenter stand Larry-Boy Spencer and Little Debbie Rose. Remember folks when you dig to the bottom of a rumor and either of those two jokers are involved…its time to disregard the rumor. They each create so much drama, they should start an acting school together called Tweedle’s Wheedles (see end of post for what that means). But back on point, why can’t some of the rumors circling each sheriff’s candidate get squashed already? It’s high time to put up or shut up. If there is definitive proof a candidate has skeletons in their closet, then provide it! Stop perpetuating rumors based off the lies of the aforementioned twins.

Chester’s quick take on the sheriff’s race. It’s the nastiest race we’ve seen in some time. Think Tyson vs. Holyfield, with more gnashing of teeth and smack talk.  Look there are strengths and weaknesses for each candidate. We’ll try to sift the truth from the rumors and give a line up of best to worst candidates. In the meantime we recommend voters do their own research. If you find something bad that has documentation, send it in and we’ll post it. Also a warning. Camp Norris and Camp Grimm, you both have a yahoo you need to ditch. Don’t let Lizard Larry and Little Debbie taint your campaigns…you gotta trust us on this.

 

Larry Da Liz Strikes Again

Speaking of the the male Tweedle Twin, we had a few savvy readers send in this little jewel from a Bonner County Facebook group today. So let’s get this straight. Lizard Larry who is almost 5 years behind on child support and has MAJOR tax and legal debt, was able to graciously spend 50 grand of his own money on a mailer? He’s just that generous of a guy he’ll drop that much change to inform voters? Hold the phone Liz. We’re quite sure you were behind that mailer, but we highly doubt you paid a dime out of your pocket. Either you bilked several people, or one of the cash cows you’ve put blinders on bankrolled it. Regardless, you flaunt this on Facebook to impress the masses to stroke your maniacal ego. (Fishing for a date?) Another point, notice how da Liz paints himself as the Godfather of Idaho Politics. Sociopath much Liz?

Honestly we’re a bit surprised da Liz isn’t behind the shortage of toilet paper at Costco, and selling it for 5 bucks a roll. Sorry for giving him that idea folks…you know you laughed.

Working hard on some big stories, with a couple of guest posts coming soon! Yes, you heard us right, we are going to allow a guest or three to write a post. By our recommendation they’ll remain anonymous. Don’t want any wild ones showing up on their doorstep at 3 in the morning smelling of cheap whiskey, a damaged ego, and heaped up regret. Cough, Cough, Larry, Alex, Cough, Cough.

Chester, with a little help tonight from a bit of Umpqua ice cream.

Wheedle means, “To influence or entice with flattery or guile”, we think it fits…

Alex’s 20 WORST Days

Cruising thru Facebook today, we noticed a comment on a post about Alex Barron. “I met Alex Barron last week for the first time. He told me to not judge him based off the 20 worst days of his life.” This comment made me recall hearing Da Bard say this very thing at a KCRCC meeting, and a few of his speaking engagements.

Since 2020 is the year of the meme, we reached out to our meme maker friends. They brought the heat, and we’re still laughing. Side note, who would’ve ever thought toilet paper and handwashing memes would ever be so funny? Half my Facebook feed is full of them….laughter has been filling the office.

So these memes are meant to put Alex’s statement into perspective, not insinuate he’s like anyone in the memes. Alex, we feel people can judge you off your 20 worst days, if it includes criminal charges and bad business dealings. We give you the memes.

Enjoy—Chester, hurting from laughing.

 

 

 

Larry the Lizard Goes Viral

Well that was unexpected….We run a post on Larry da Lizard and our unique web visits more than tripled. We have pretty steady web traffic already, but The Liz really brought in the crowd! Thanks to everyone that read and shared that post. There is much more on the docket.

Next on the agenda will be further exposing Larry’s dastardly deeds…they’re not pretty folks. Hopefully we’ll have more documents prepped and ready for release later today.

The best precaution in stopping the Larry virus, is don’t give him the time of day. When he wants to talk, just tell him to talk to the hand. Nothing wrong with snobbing him and walking away.

If anyone has an updated pic of Larry, please send it in. He’s like a social media catfish, with every pic he posts being 5 plus years old. If you don’t know, a

catfish scam is when someone poses as someone else, or as a younger version of themselves with the sole purpose of getting money, attention, or control over a person.  Ergo, Larry truly is a catfish…he wants your money and praise.

 

Look for our next post….it’s a doozy on Da Lizard.

Chester…now I wanna go fishing. Hurry up spring!