Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? LARRY SPENCER!!! Well that might be true considering the rumors surrounding North Idaho’s biggest mud slinger! 
Word is he flops around between girl friends homes and family members…always sly to make himself look slick and groomed for the public.
This week we’re gonna dive deep into Larry’s lobbying ventures. We’ll also attempt to solve the mystery of how Larry makes his money, and hides it from the legion of debters he owes.
Rumors we’re working on…..
A billionaire casino owner is building a cabin in District 2, where gambling Kingpin Doug O is running for office. We’ve already verified this is true, but are withholding the couple’s name. What is in the works is looking for a connection to Dougie. Billionaires regularly have homes in the area, for instance the 13th employee of Facebook has a slick log cabin in Hayden (the first 20 or more employees are all billionaires). Also software bigwigs like those guys from Redmond, WA have cabins that dot the area. But we found it odd that a wealthy casino owner is building in the area. It could be just coincidence, but then again nothing in
politics happens by accident. If anyone has info on this, please pass it along.
A few keen eyed observers have noticed one Alex Barron is rarely at his home, and have asked if possibly he has somewhere else he hangs his hat full time? Honestly folks, we don’t know. The man is a mystery that cloaks himself in ambiguity. If anyone knows who’s bed Alex keeps his boots under, please let us know (yeah a corny Shania Twain reference…sorry). While on that, we’ve heard from countless readers that when Alex hears something he doesn’t like, he looks at the ground with a scowl and lets out a low growl. Having seen this first hand, we thought it was just a one off show. If anyone gets video of this weirdo behavior, send it in. We’ll edit it to protect your identity, so others can see the growl.
While on the subject of da Bard, it’s come to our attention that a few hard working, dedicated KCRCC members have wanted to approach Alex publicly about being transparent, and demanding him produce documents about his background. But they keep getting submarined and told to not too. We encourage you to go for it, and tell him anyways. Whats the harm of telling a political candidate be honest and tell the truth? If you get a slap on the wrist from management, we’re quite sure many in the community will rally to support you. Go Team!
A guy Lizard Larry grew up worth has a goal to be the wealthiest guy in Utah over the next few decades, and is rapidly on his way there. We’ll cover this in our lobbying post. Maybe this is how he always has money to pay attorneys…..
While on subject of bullies, it appears some Norris supporters have engaged in bullying anyone who disagrees with them on who should be sheriff. We’ve seen the screenshots, and have observed this behavior firsthand. Thankfully it appears to be a small minority of his supporters, including one campaign helper (shout out 
to Little Debbie). Just stop it already! Just ’cause Lizard Larry gets off on dividing this community, doesn’t mean you guys need to engage in such dirty tactics. We’d like to think you guys are better than this, and can clean up your act. We’re happy you have a favorite candidate….you have earned a cookie. But that gives you no right to harass, bully, insult, or belittle others that disagree with you on the sheriff’s race. Why not find some common ground to agree on? It’s perfectly normal to agree to disagree on the sheriff’s race. Note: Most of this has gone on in private local Facebook groups, and are prayer is this helps squash it. Just play nice folks, we as a community need to be united, not divided.
Stay informed, and keep the tips rolling in
Chester
NOTE: Cabin pic is unrelated, source is Zillow