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Credit where credit is due…DFO said it pretty clearly, Jeff Ward single handedly sunk the Kootenai County Republican Party Lincoln Day Dinner (Fundraiser).

Well, how about them apples!  Jeff Ward “saved” the Republicans from themselves because they wanted to have a “Constitutionalist” Republican speak at their dinner, rather than a “Liberal” Republican of the Jeff Ward stripe.  Wow, thanks for saving us from ourselves Jeff.  So maybe you and Doo-ane and Ronnie Liar Lahr will now provide a nice musical number to kill the dead time that other wise would have been spent listening to that dastardly Sheriff Richard Mack!?  How about a nice rendition of “Surrey with the FRINGE on top”,  in honor of all us “fringe” Constitutionalists that currently control the KKRP! (Doo-ane could sing the Shirley Jones part, we think he would look good in a dress!) Continue reading When DFO speaks…Liberals listen…

A rumor has been circulating that Rally Right is planning to run a candidate against legislator Bob Nonini.  Nonini, a 4-term member of the House of Representatives, has decided to run for the seat currently held by Senator Jim Hammond, who has decided not to seek re-election. Nonini has, in fact, already filed with the Idaho Secretary of State as a Senatorial candidate.

This rumor is being spread by Ron Lahr, who confronted Nonini with what appears to be a self serving proposal that Nonini hire Lahr as a political consultant to run the Nonini’s campaign. Lahr, as many real Republicans know, was a former Libertarian, who pretends to be a Republican because it’s the only game in town.

According to Bob Pederson of Rally Right, there are no plans to run anyone against Nonini.  In fact, Pederson said the thought never crossed his mind.  Furthermore, Pederson thinks that Nonini is one of North Idaho’s best conservatives and he plans to support Nonini, even if a challenger surfaces.

We think Nonini is unbeatable in his district, and anyone who might choose to run against him is wasting his or her time and money.  We haven’t made our endorsements yet, but you can bet Bob Nonini be on the list!

This whole episode appears to have been a fabrication by Ron Lahr, one of the founders of Reagan Republicans and a partner in “Strategery”, the political consulting endeavor Lahr has formed with Jeff Ward, the man who some people believe killed the Kootenai County Lincoln Day fundraising event scheduled for later this month.  Jeff Ward claims he is “Mr. Republican”, a seemingly unsupportable title for someone who just, apparently succeeded, in un-inviting the Kootenai County Lincoln Day speaker. (But wait, the final chapter of that story is yet unwritten…)

No beating around the bush for us…  Ron Lahr lied about a Rally Right challenger to Nonini.  It was a lie designed to coerce Nonini into coughing up a $5,000 campaign management fee.  What Ron Lahr has not figured out is that Nonini is tough as nails.  Why? Bob is tough as nails because he is an unshakeable and unapologetic Conservative!  Those who know Nonini well – know he is unlikely to yield to Lahr’s brand of manipulation.

Bob Nonini is unbeatable…and deservedly so!

Shame on you Ron Lahr!

…Good Ole’ Boy’s Bad

Here’s a new site worth watching http://disclosurekc.info/

We first saw it posted on Open C’dA…hat tip to our first ever Chuckle Champion winner!

You may hear about an association with Adam Johnson and http://disclosurekc.info/ … which leads us to the question…

Did anyone else notice how articulate and intelligent Adam Johnson sounded at the Sheriff’s Forum?  We’ve decided Adam is no laughing matter and apologize for our earlier comment about him being “comic relief”.

Sounds like Adam has a story to tell that just might be worth listening to…we’re listening Adam!

 

Will all candidates who have not hired Jeff Ward to consult on their campaigns please send him a donation…apparently he’s off his meds…

“Jeffrey Ward is the Senior Consultant at The Strategery Group and brings diverse experience spanning 23 years of working in public relations, marketing and political consulting. Ward has developed the reputation as one of Idaho’s top strategists and communicators. Called by the Coeur d’Alene Press a “political heavyweight” he is widely considered the architect of the decisive 2010 Republican and 2011 conservative electoral victories in Kootenai County.”

How do you spell D.E.L.U.S.I.O.N.A.L?

 

Brent Regan!  Woo Hoo, fist pumps and all that…

Local Eye Doc – Justin Stormo Gipson took a hit…well deserved we might add…when he made a feeble attempt to dis Rick Santorum’s position on contraception and “when life begins”..you should stick to eye’s Doc… his comments are not worth repeating, but this is…

How did Brent Regan deliver the verbal (well written anyway) one-two, to the very Liberal orbit of the very misguided Doc Stormo G? … well, with this:

“Dr. Gipson is committing intellectual malpractice when he says “Mr. Santorum wants to prohibit people from using birth control because he has drawn his line in the sand at fertilization.”

Mr. Santorum’s faith teaches that unique life begins at conception, and indeed the unique DNA that went on to become Dr. Gipson was first expressed at that point. The word “conception” is a clue. After this initial, critical step there are many following steps. One is Gastrulation where the morphology of the embryo changes from spherical to toroidal, a tube where one end will develop into the mouth and the an*us at other end. Tragically, 20% of the time this process is reversed and the ends are swapped. These embryos will develop into liberals.

Faith teaches morality, not law. Mr. Santorum has not proposed banning of birth control. His opponents claim that he wants that, but there are no facts to support that diagnosis.”

Whaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa!  (Sorry, we shouldn’t make light of the suffering of dumb animals Liberals…BTW, no doctor was actually harmed in the posting of Brent’s comments)

Way to go Brent!