Waaaaaaaaaa, waaaaaa, I’ve been outmaneuvered by a by a dame!
…(Way to go Jennifer!)
(Fake Overheard Conversation)…..
Matt: Curses…10 Years of Audit… Now what are we gonna do?
Doo-ane: Worry not! I will denounce them! It’s a cover-up! A cover up I tell you!
Matt: It’s a cover-up when they call for a 10 year audit and we only asked for 3?
Doo-ane: It doesn’t matter! I will denounce them. It’s a cover-up, a cover-up I tell you!
Chester: So, Matt, what is the name of the CPA you consulted?
Matt: Shut up Chester…you’re not even a real person!
Doo-ane: Good question Chester! Who is the accountant you spoke to Matt? Just speak into my secret microphone right here!
Matt: Shut up Doo-ane! You’re not even a real photographer!
Chester: He’s got you there Doo-ane. I think we’ll change your name from The Flatulent Photographer to….”The Tapeworm”!
Doo-ane: Shut up Chester, you’re ….you’re not.. The Tapeworm…really? That sounds kind of Super-Heroish! Hey…..who writes this stuff anyway?
Chester: My 7 year old nephew…he’s the only one we could find that is childish enough to think on the same level as the idiots who would scream for transparency and then cry when it was given to them. Plus, he’s out of school this week and had the time.
John Cross: Chester, what’s a Blurker?
Chester: Good question John…that’s the gelatinous blob that lives with Phaedrus and Joker inside Doo-Fo’s head…who apparently lives inside someone else’s head without paying rent. It’s a liberal thing…I suppose.
Jennifer Locke: Sounds dark, dank and boring!
Chester: I’m sure it is Jennifer. Hey, what are you doing here?
Jennifer Locke: I came to gloat!
Chester: About what??????
Jennifer Locke: I out maneuvered Matt!
Chester: We heard! Well done Jennifer, we’ll done!
Doo-ane: It’s a cover up…a cover up I tell you! Speak into my microphone…slowly and clearly!
Matt: This is getting childish….
Chester: Transparently so Matt, transparently so!
…So there you have it folks, they scream for transparency and then cry when they get it. Go figure!
Your Childish and Quite Imaginary Friend-
Chester Jester
What the heck is this about, you ask? : See http://www.cdapress.com/news/local_news/article_7d11a5c7-fe47-5690-b98c-d33a5c725200.html
Jennifer is great. 🙂
Isn’t it fascinating to see Roetter and Rasmussen go whining to the press to distort the facts because they ended up getting more transparency than they bargained for?
I love it!