Category: Local Politics

Well, some of them anyway…

Bob and Cathyann Nonini were very vocal about their fight against Don Cheatham because….well…he is, after all, a Free Mason! (It’s just a club to Don, we discovered!)

But they had no trouble supporting Ben Wolfinger, who is a Free Mason, against Catholic John Green! (Great Catholic example Mr. & Mrs. Nonini…NOT!)

Don Cheatham won…Thank goodness! Ben Wolfinger won…Lord help us!

Conservatives are already talking about how to help Bob Nonini join Stewie in the ranks of the Former Politician Hypocrites Club!

A big THANK YOU to:

Kathy Sims

John Green

Art Macomber

All three of these solid conservatives lost due directly to the help Bob Nonini gave to their opponents! Let’s never forget that fact!

The Good News…

Stewie’s Toast!

Doo-ane and Fred Who…down in flames

Ann Seddon put the final nail in the Nonini plan…Bu-By Riggs! Glad we know ya not!

The Bad News…

DooFo won’t be moving to Spokanistan!

We interrupt this Dark Out to bring you this breaking story….

David Stewie Stewart, remember him? The guy endorsed by more gas stations than Ronald Reagan!

What does a candidate like Stewie, with a seemingly thoroughly discredited moral record, do when confronted with the truth?????

He plays the “New York” card!

In other words, “You ain’t from around here boy!” in the best good ole’ boy fashion!

https://www.facebook.com/ElectDavidStewart/?fref=nf

Poor Stewie…apparently born with a great big foot in his mouth!…

Looks more and more like it will be Commissioner Fillios in January!

That’s our opinion and we’re sticking to it!!!!

Prayers for all Conservative Candidates! 

Now Back to Dark!

We’ll be off until Wednesday, May 18th!

There are a lot of important races, but we’ll be praying hardest for these 3 great folks!

You want more Liberty and Less Government? Get your Butt to out to Vote May 17th!

For Stewie, that is!

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Don’t think he’s gonna like this…

Ouch…that hurts! … but sometimes the truth does that!

Buh By…Stewie!

 

…Doofo is moving to Spokanistan!

Faux “Journalist” and Blogger DFO, of our favorite liberal parody site “Huckleberries Online” has announced he will move permanently to Spokanistan if John Green is elected Sheriff of Kootenai County!

In an exclusive interview with Chester (wink, wink) Dave said: “I can’t stand the thought of living in a place where a guy like Phil Hart has a Sheriff like John Green.” Continuing he tearfully concluded, “I’ll move to Spokane if Green wins, where my duckie slippers and man sized onesie will be better appreciated!”

Green could not be reached for comment.

We contacted Phil Hart for a comment. He said “Dave who?”

Stay tuned…developing!

(Disclosure: Chester is not a real person and therefor never had a conversation with DFO. This is a parody folks!)