THE EMPIRE BITES BACK!…

stewiejoust…The British (Petroleum) Empire that is!

When we last left Little Stewie, he was hurdling through time and space, down the jousting track, pole firmly under arm, poised to strike a fatal blow to the Dragon he was doing battle with, none other than the dreaded… British Petroleum! (aka Castrol if you’re paying attention and reading the documents)

CRASH!….POW!…CRUNCH!…KABOOM!

Stewie sues!

Then, in an instant…

SMACK!

The Empire bites back!

Download Document Here: BackAtYouStewie

Ooops…. Stewie forgot to mention a few things… Continue reading THE EMPIRE BITES BACK!…

Public Notice To 1st Amendment Haters!…

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Apparently, “Somebody” doesn’t like our Stewie expose!

Apparently, “Somebody” thinks they can threaten people we like, to intimidate us into taking down our expose!

Apparently, “Somebody” doesn’t know that threats make us very prideful and determined in our efforts to expose Truth, Justice and The American Way! (Yes, we know Pride is a sin…but we’re not talking about that kind of Pride!)

Apparently, “Somebody” doesn’t realize that we always post TRUTH, sometimes mixed with HUMOR! (sophomoric as that humor may be)

Apparently, “Somebody” doesn’t realize that when we’re wrong we apologize, but we ain’t wrong on this! (Public records are public records and we’re going to let them see some light of day, got it “Somebody”!?)

Apparently, “Somebody” doesn’t know that WE NEVER BACK DOWN!

Apparently, “Somebody” has decided that the truth hurts their political prospects!

Apparently, “Somebody” doesn’t realize that we’re just getting started!

Apparently, we should apologize to the chubby little “Apparently Kid”!

So, to the “Somebody” who threatened a good man if we didn’t take down the Stewie post….

THIS RASPBERRY IS FOR YOU!

Thbpbpthpttttttt!

(P.S. Part II “The Empire Strikes Back” posts next Monday!)

“Grandfather” Green Responds!…

 

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Dear “Chester”,

Thank you for the very kind things you often say about me. In the future, would you please be so kind as to use my current photo? I now have six grandchildren and the old photo doesn’t depict nearly enough gray hair. Finally, thank you for your pithy take on all things political in our beautiful Kootenai County!

While I don’t always agree with you, you are good for a laugh or two.

Sincerely,

John Green, Republican Candidate for Sheriff of Kootenai County

(Chester says: Only a “laugh or two”????? We better try harder!)