…Doofo is moving to Spokanistan!
Faux “Journalist” and Blogger DFO, of our favorite liberal parody site “Huckleberries Online” has announced he will move permanently to Spokanistan if John Green is elected Sheriff of Kootenai County!
In an exclusive interview with Chester (wink, wink) Dave said: “I can’t stand the thought of living in a place where a guy like Phil Hart has a Sheriff like John Green.” Continuing he tearfully concluded, “I’ll move to Spokane if Green wins, where my duckie slippers and man sized onesie will be better appreciated!”
Green could not be reached for comment.
We contacted Phil Hart for a comment. He said “Dave who?”
Stay tuned…developing!
(Disclosure: Chester is not a real person and therefor never had a conversation with DFO. This is a parody folks!)