…What are you going to do to help Conservatives get elected?
Someone brought this blog to our attention and we thought it worth sharing:
http://cominus.com/blog/dilemma-of-dfo-the-seat-of-mockers/
We’ll be checking it often!
Our final Election “Cheat Sheet” will be posted soon.
Record hits on the “Hutchster” posts yesterday…even though it was Mothers Day!
…same old Lawyer, Lobbyist, Lawman shtick…Yawn!
How much money do you figure the RINO’s have spent on mail over the last 3 days, trying to beat the Conservatives?
Anyway, we thought we should help The Hutchster (our new name for such a cool guy) with his image a bit, so…a couple of Chuckle Fan’s came up with some slightly redone mailer suggestions that stroke his mighty ego as much as it apparently needs to be stroked… [with a dose of reality at the end!)
Here is what the Hutchster sees when he looks in the mirror (text is important too):
On Sunday, when his Wyatt Earp costume is being laundered, Keith sees…
On Mondays, after a hard day of playing video games, Keith sees…
On Tuesdays, after a hard day of playing Dodge Ball with the neighbor kids his age, Keith sees…
On Thursdays, after spending a campaign planning session with Jeff Ward and Ron Lahr, Keith sees…
What Keith looks like to us…EVERYDAY!…
[Note from Chester: Thanks to Mr. G for the tip and forward! Thanks to DMan for the fantasy Hutch art…Thanks to Eagle Eye’s partner for the reality Keith art!]
…don’t forget to give a big hearty “Thanks A Lot” to Tami Martinez!
You see, few people know that Tami is the graphics gal for The Strategery Cabal. Yes, it has indeed been Tami’s handy-work that produced the bulk of nonsensical, dishonest, nauseating hate mail pieces that that came to your mailbox from Fish, Mayo Man, Hutch, etc.
Now, we don’t want any comments about how good a christian Tami is, or how nice she is, or how she just needs the money…Tami made an adult decision to use her talents to help candidates who are not conservative, and who have demonstrated that getting elected is more important than telling the truth!
Our biggest dissapointment is that Tami would help Fish and Mayo Man bear false witness against her christian brothers, Vito and Phil Hart!
Tami, we hope it was worth it to you! Why don’t you show up on any Sunshine Reports? There are many people working to expose the truth about what the Strategery Cabal has been up to. We hope you don’t get caught up in that Tami!
We’ll continue to pray for you…we hope you come to your senses soon!
Want to explain yourself Tami? We’ll give you 500 words to do so. Send us your response through comments.
…’Cause he felt queazy after he saw this:
So, WWED? (What Would Earp Do?)…
He’d tell you that anyone would would say this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3aN7CYHVZY or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5Ez2u6YvsS0 got no business comparing himself to a legendary Lawman!
Keith, you really should contact a lawyer about getting hosed by Strategery…you really paid them for this?
You should rethink the photo too…got that little Damien/Omen thing going on there…is it the eyes…the hair…Hey, we’re only sayin’… (sorry Keith, we’ll quit making fun of you on Wednesday…we can’t help ourselves ’cause you give us so much good material!)
Wonder if Dave Jones would compare “Hutch” to Wyatt Earp? Check it out: Dave-Jones
To answer your question “Hutch”…we’d like to have a lawyer who is a conservative and dedicated LAWMAN that knows the LAW!… John Green for Sheriff is looking better and better every day!
…or at least his Deputy “Tim” appears to do so…
Read post below: Sunshine Law? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Sunshine Law!…
Somebody send this to DFO…he’ll take action against those pesky “conservative” Republicans!
