Drum Roll Please….and the Winners are….

Well, the voting has closed, the ballots have been counted and the winners are…

The first ever Chuckle Champion Award goes to…

Mary Souza and Kerri Rankin Thoreson, it was a tie!  Here’s why we think these fine ladies need recognition as our first ever Chuckle Champions:

Mary Souza is a tireless defender of open government and we all owe her a big “thank you” for that.  Through her newsletter and blog she has opened our eyes to the empowerment of open government and the enslavement of the “good ole boy” network that keeps hiding in the shadows as it attempts to co-opt the will of the voters.  Thank you Mary and keep it up!

Kerri Rankin Thoreson gets the nod for her tireless efforts to…well…keep us smiling, and we like to smile here at Chuckleberriesonline!  Kerri is not only a dedicated public servant, but also a tireless advocate for our beloved North Idaho.  Kerri is always showing us the best side of things, something rare in these days of doom, gloom and economic jitters.  Thank you Kerri… keep cheering us up!

That’s the good, now for the…ugly…er funny…

Our first ever Chucklehead award goes to none other than….Doo-ane Harrasmussen (Not his real name of course…this is a parody site folks…any relationship to or suggestion of any person real or imagined is purely intentional.)

What, pray tell, of the plethora of events, acts or statements that Doo-ane could possibly have engaged in or made wins him this esteemed “honor”?  It was easy…Doo-ane has decided to teach those rascally Conservatives a lesson by getting his own candidate for State Representative…none other than Ed Morse. (Why doesn’t he just run himself?)

Doo-ane’s latest antics stem from his avowed goal of wresting control of the Kootenai County Republican Party from the… dreaded Conservatives… in order to regain his rightful place as EM-POOR-ER and Kootenai King Maker…in his own mind at least.

Waaaa…Haaaa….Haaaa LOL and all of that!  Doo-ane, you gave us a belly roll laugh on that one…Doo-ane and Ed Morse…Ed Morse and Doo-ane.  Thanks and congratulations! (No…really…we mean congratulations…you deserve it.)

More on Doo-ane and Ed’s tag team partner Mark Fisher to follow…

And finally, the bad ….

Our first ever Knucklehead award goes to… Adam Johnson, ersatz candidate for Kootenai County Sheriff. Mr. Johnson’s distinction is that he is the only candidate to have spent the night in the Kootenai County Jail as an overnight “guest”.  For what it’s worth, Adam was runner up for our Chucklehead award. If the election were not such a serious matter, he’d have likely been a Chucklehead instead of a Knucklehead.

Congratulations Adam Johnson….NOT!

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Stay tuned…next awards when it strikes our fancy!

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