Never Let a Serious Crisis go to Waste

As the famous liberal politician from Chicago Rahm Emmanuel said, “You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it’s an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before.” Likewise another native from Chicago has taken a page from his book…like almost word for word. Alex Barron, hopeful candidate for Legislative district 3 has made a tear jerking plea to garner sympathy on Facebook. We’ll spare you the sobfest, just be prepared to bring tissues and some binge food to munch on…I ate popcorn cause I’m hungry mostly.

Chuckleberries has been committed from day one to expose the truth, regardless of how painful it is. Our attack has never been on good conservative candidates, nor will it be. However we have exposed numerous flaws or potential flaws in candidates and elected officials. To their credit, some have changed for the better…others have gnashed their teeth and unleashed venom at this site. Alex seems to be taking the latter route, calling us liberals, and saying we’re just a bunch of meaniepoos…we yawn in your general direction Alex.  You are better than this.

Alex, we do commend you for trying to work out your marital problems. Hopefully this move predates your decision to run for office and isn’t just to look polished for loftier political goals. Only time will tell. We pray you take being Chuckled as a man and tighten things up a bit…of course we are concerned about some weird nasty rumors we keep hearing about you. Maybe those are what you’ve eluded to as your “20 bad days” of your life? If so we pray these days are in your past…as in decades not months past…

You and your family are in our prayers Alex. We wish you the best in your marriage and your campaign.

Chester

 

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