Pete was gonna run for office…but then he got high. He was gonna represent…but then he got high. He wants to be in politics, and we know why…’Cause he got high, because he got high, because he got high. (Apologies to Afroman)
Chester has heard from numerous reliable and a few questionable sources that Pete Riggs, aka Ganja Pete is wanting to run for Senate seat 3. He’ll be joining Alexander “I have nothing to hide” Barron, and ex-county commish Marc Eberlein.
Cathyann Nonini, better known by her street name Karen Manager-Slayer, is assisting him in his run for office. Word is his sister Jennifer Drake will be erecting art throughout CDA with the Communist hammer and sickle in his honor…funded by the citizens of CDA.
Chester with help from Reid Harlocker
P.S. We’re just getting warmed up folks, 7this might be the funnest election year ever!
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