Alex Shoots a Neighbor’s Dog

Chuckle Berries has been chasing a rumor that Alex Barron is in a dispute with his neighbor, which culminated with him shooting their dog. The story as is told to us, is he claims the dog was really a coyote, which was killing his chickens. But eye witnesses claim his chickens are secure in a coop, where a dog can’t get in. But it wasn’t a coyote he shot, but his neighbor’s German Shepard. We’re trying to confirm the dog survived, but at this time we are still waiting the final verdict. Please pray for the families involved and that the truth would prevail.

A few trustworthy Berry-pickers have reached out to the victim of the case to hear their side of the story, and they’ll be reaching out to Mr. Barron as well. We’ll report their findings once we have then. If anyone has hard evidence of what really happened at the Barron Ranch drop us a line….yeah we know it’s not a ranch, those are his words.  In the meantime, two of our funniest informants sent us a slew of memes they made. This is not to downplay the seriousness of this tragedy, but instead to lighten the mood a bit.

On a personal note, Alex this is straight gangster….As if there isn’t enough bad laundry on you, you go and make more. Hopefully future political candidates will use this as an example of “How not to run a campaign”.

Chester

 

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