Category: General Happenings

Our Enemies Come Knocking…

An astute berry picker let us know some of the characters we’ve published dirt on, are on the hunt for Chester’s identity. Brilliant plan shoot the messenger and disregard the message. Where have we seen that before? Oh yeah….liberals. Remember folks, liberals make us laugh.

If you’ve made this page as a result of shady things you’re hiding, or you’ve made liberal political decisions…suck it up. Put on your big person pants and deal with it. By making a stink about the identity of the messenger, you are acting like a liberal.

Lastly, we the Chuckle Berries team agree the path towards true conservativism is an incremental process. Sometimes it takes an event or possibly the election of someone bad to open one’s eyes. Therefore, we understand the path towards being a conservative leader is a journey for some politicians. Yesterdays moderate might be tomorrow’s Ron Paul. Keep up the good fight, read good quality material, and try to understand the world around you through a conservative filter. Our team feels strongly a solid Biblical foundation is key to being a true conservative. As a pastor friend told one of us, “A conservative political stance is a natural expression of the Christian faith.”

As always, we appreciate the tips and leads our dedicated readers send in. Thank you.

Chester

Libelous Larry da Lizard Strikes Again….

This post started as an email conversation we had with a dedicated reader. We’re calling it a guest post, because parts are from that email. We did add some filler to help connect the dots better…plus a few chuckles..

Lizard Larry has had a busy time on Facebook the past month. In typical da Liz style, if you oppose him you are the bad guy and he is the hero you never wanted. There are too many instances to cover in one post, so we’ll just hit a few highlights. One thing we found in common is when people call him out on his malarkey, he lays on the personal insults, making sure to say as much libelous nonsense as he can. Why? Because he thinks he can slither about and do as he please with no consequences. He’s gotten away with libel for so long, he thinks he’s above the law.

Of late we saw was his deep “Assessment” of the February KCRCC meeting. If you’ll recall he showed up with a big ole yellow bucket of popped corn, ’cause he knew a show was to be seen. What many don’t know is we’ve had several reliable sources tell us da Liz put Stewie up to saying what he said during that meeting. Being the attention whore he is, the next day da Liz posted on Duane Rasmussen’s Facebook page his authoritative assessment. But he added his own personal stabs and libel hurled at Dan Green and Marc Eberlein. He then cut and pasted this slime in several Facebook groups, and on a few pages. Larry was a hero in his own warped mind, and was letting us know he is the smartest man in the Pacific Northwest. Remember he’s the true conservative, the rest of us are just idiots.

Next Larry set his sights on anyone that was supporting a different sheriff’s candidate than him. Oppose da Liz and get da libel. One of the most outlandish was an open attack on Richard Whitehead and one of his supporters. In typical Larry style, he called them a “cute couple”, knowing full well they are not married to one another. He also knew beforehand they each had their separate marriages. The picture was nothing more than a photo op. It’s not uncommon for someone to pose with a political candidate. Larry knew this, but hurled his dirty diapers anyways. He didn’t post this picture once but on at least three or more separate occasions, each time telling the lie again. Then he perpetuated his libel in comment sections over and over again. Even when corrected, he still went into one of his long obnoxious rants feigning ignorance….drama queens are dramatic. This isn’t the first time da Liz has accused people of infidelity, it’s common practice for him.  Pennie had this to say to Larry’s claim:

“I’ve been married for 35 years since I was 19 . Still married to the same person and very upset that he would say those things.” 

But Larry wasn’t done there. This week a local contractor, Justin Cottrell asked in a private group about da Liz’s back child support and tax liens…Larry went all the shades of bonkers. Remember he only asked da Liz if what was said was true, he wanted clarification! Da Liz then accused him of being an FBI agent or informant, and claimed this man might be the reason Phil Hart lost an election and why John Green lost his court case. Seriously folks, you can’t make this kinda stuff up…we’ve often wondered what kinda stuff goes on in Larry’s noggin.  Da Liz then claimed Mr. Cottrell went around telling people they needed to issue hunting tags for hunting federal agents. Thankfully people called Larry out for his goofy accusations, making him look the part of an idiot. Mr. Cottrell issued this statement via email.

“I’ve known Larry Spencer for roughly 9 years. I supported him for his run for county commissioner in 2012. We were never close, but I thought we were on good terms. I simply asked if he could explain the documents I read about him. Others were asking, but he ignored them and attacked me. His claim that I am associated with the FBI is unfounded. And that I used that power to submarine two of my closest friends is insulting. Phil Hart has been a friend and business associate for over 12 years. I’ve counted John Green as a friend almost a decade and we speak regularly. Both laughed at his stupid claims. Also his claim that I’m issuing violent threats is false. He did come to my jobsite a few times. But each time there was normal construction banter. Never did anyone joke about killing anyone. I’ve asked the guys that worked with me about this and they agree he is wrong. I  wish to live a quiet life and not be around drama like this. Thank you for reaching out to me, Justin Cottrell”

Soon after da Liz claimed he didn’t know Deborah Rose. Yet they worked together early in the sheriff’s race to promote John Grimm. If they don’t know each other, then how do they work with the same raging fervor to libel the same groups of people? Regardless of the depth of their friendship, we’re sure most of our readers are familiar with Deb’s multiple Facebook attacks regarding the recent Athol Sheriff’s forum. In the end due to her slander on Facebook, 3 candidates backed out of the forum. She was so irked she went on a rampage, bucking and slinging snot like a mad rodeo bull.  Anyone that doubted her was an idiot at risk of being sued. On a rather humorous note, the number of people on Facebook that claim to have her blocked might be over one hundred. Every time Deb is mentioned in a thread, people come outta the woodwork to mention how she harassed and threatened to sue…so they put threw out a block. Miss Congeniality has that sorta fallout with people. Can we put her on mute at KCRCC meetings? Commie Corner would be quieter….

What’s this post gotta due with the price of baggies of hand sanitizer on the black market? First libel is a serious crime, and there is law in Idaho to protect those harmed. To the right you’ll see Idaho Statue 18-4801 and 18-4802. The punishment is up to a $5,000 fine and up to 6 months in jail. Sadly Facebook has turned into the new bullying place for people like da Liz and Little Debbie. Since no one will listen to them at political meetings any longer, they resort to bullying and harassing anyone that crosses them. As for Deb, if you really get her upset…she’ll sue you!!! We’d suggest those libeled by da Liz to sue him for libel. But remember he has a debtors line a mile long, hoping to get a meager few crumbs. As for Deb, how many lawsuits is she in right now? How many times has she been brought up on harassment charges? The best option if you feel threatened or harmed is go to law enforcement and talk to them to see if you have a solid case. If it’s just annoying, block the bullies or ignore them.

Lastly as per a suggestion in regards to Larry’s FBI post, maybe it’s time people invested in FBI hats to wear around da Liz. While you’re at it, someone has to wear ATF and CIA hats to throw him off.  Not a bad idea, just to see him sweat and cower in the corner like a scared little man.

Next time you see da Liz, be sure and ask if he’s paid his debts. It’s not libel to remind him of his tax liens….a nice twist would be to hand him a flyer as a reminder. Larry-Boy, you’ve brought this upon yourself.

Say no to da Liz!

Chester

The End of the CDA Press?

Remember back around 8 plus years ago when the comment section of the online CDA Press was the fun place to hang out? The comments would sometimes number well over 100, and for the most part most of the participants were conservative. Well excluding Lizardly Larry’s hysterics. Then Mike Patrick decided to dump around 150 or more regular commentors, and it turned into a ghost town overnight. Tumbleweeds and dust devils were the new norm.

Then a few years later they limited the number of articles you could read to 10 per month, unless you paid for a subscription. But nimble net ninjas soon discovered that they could read 10 more articles if they used a different browser. Savage and well played net ninjas, you taught us well.

Fast forward to the last few years. Aside from the occasional blip of maybe 10 plus comments on an article, most articles had no comments outside spam selling cheap sunglasses. With the paid subscription bit and the lack of comments….it was Boring with a capital B.

Now the latest news is the comment section has now faced a dodo sized extinction…Elvis has left the building. Add to that a new wrinkle. All letters to the editor during the voting primaries will have a priority given to paid subscribers. As the kids say in video game language, that’s “Pay to Play”. Meaning the person that’s dumped the most money wins. No longer are skills necessary, it’s all about a fat wallet. That’s essentially what the Press has done with this latest move. You want your letter published? Well subscribe and kiss the ring you peasant, lest your letter is filed in the waste bin.

Now we’re trying to figure out a year the Press will close shop. Their stories are as fresh as last week’s stale coffee with a sad dead fly floating in it. Readership is dwindling and they have trouble giving it away as packing paper. Well played Mr. Patrick, if the goal was to kill the CDA Press, you’re closing in on that goal.

Thank you for reading,

Chester, happy that our readership is up.

Tuesday Random News

While not official, Chuckle Berries has heard from a few reliable sources that Pastor Tim Remington will not be running in the election. Someone get Camp Bedke a box of overpriced tissues.  As soon as we have 100% confirmation we’ll post it here. Thank you Pastor Tim!

In other news. Great googly moogly this sheriff’s race is a mud slinging hate-fest.  Notice at the epicenter stand Larry-Boy Spencer and Little Debbie Rose. Remember folks when you dig to the bottom of a rumor and either of those two jokers are involved…its time to disregard the rumor. They each create so much drama, they should start an acting school together called Tweedle’s Wheedles (see end of post for what that means). But back on point, why can’t some of the rumors circling each sheriff’s candidate get squashed already? It’s high time to put up or shut up. If there is definitive proof a candidate has skeletons in their closet, then provide it! Stop perpetuating rumors based off the lies of the aforementioned twins.

Chester’s quick take on the sheriff’s race. It’s the nastiest race we’ve seen in some time. Think Tyson vs. Holyfield, with more gnashing of teeth and smack talk.  Look there are strengths and weaknesses for each candidate. We’ll try to sift the truth from the rumors and give a line up of best to worst candidates. In the meantime we recommend voters do their own research. If you find something bad that has documentation, send it in and we’ll post it. Also a warning. Camp Norris and Camp Grimm, you both have a yahoo you need to ditch. Don’t let Lizard Larry and Little Debbie taint your campaigns…you gotta trust us on this.

 

Larry Da Liz Strikes Again

Speaking of the the male Tweedle Twin, we had a few savvy readers send in this little jewel from a Bonner County Facebook group today. So let’s get this straight. Lizard Larry who is almost 5 years behind on child support and has MAJOR tax and legal debt, was able to graciously spend 50 grand of his own money on a mailer? He’s just that generous of a guy he’ll drop that much change to inform voters? Hold the phone Liz. We’re quite sure you were behind that mailer, but we highly doubt you paid a dime out of your pocket. Either you bilked several people, or one of the cash cows you’ve put blinders on bankrolled it. Regardless, you flaunt this on Facebook to impress the masses to stroke your maniacal ego. (Fishing for a date?) Another point, notice how da Liz paints himself as the Godfather of Idaho Politics. Sociopath much Liz?

Honestly we’re a bit surprised da Liz isn’t behind the shortage of toilet paper at Costco, and selling it for 5 bucks a roll. Sorry for giving him that idea folks…you know you laughed.

Working hard on some big stories, with a couple of guest posts coming soon! Yes, you heard us right, we are going to allow a guest or three to write a post. By our recommendation they’ll remain anonymous. Don’t want any wild ones showing up on their doorstep at 3 in the morning smelling of cheap whiskey, a damaged ego, and heaped up regret. Cough, Cough, Larry, Alex, Cough, Cough.

Chester, with a little help tonight from a bit of Umpqua ice cream.

Wheedle means, “To influence or entice with flattery or guile”, we think it fits…

Alex’s 20 WORST Days

Cruising thru Facebook today, we noticed a comment on a post about Alex Barron. “I met Alex Barron last week for the first time. He told me to not judge him based off the 20 worst days of his life.” This comment made me recall hearing Da Bard say this very thing at a KCRCC meeting, and a few of his speaking engagements.

Since 2020 is the year of the meme, we reached out to our meme maker friends. They brought the heat, and we’re still laughing. Side note, who would’ve ever thought toilet paper and handwashing memes would ever be so funny? Half my Facebook feed is full of them….laughter has been filling the office.

So these memes are meant to put Alex’s statement into perspective, not insinuate he’s like anyone in the memes. Alex, we feel people can judge you off your 20 worst days, if it includes criminal charges and bad business dealings. We give you the memes.

Enjoy—Chester, hurting from laughing.