Stewie and Lizard Cozy Up

Well folks, it’s been a busy week for the Chuckle Berries Team.  We searched high and low for that precious commodity toilet paper and a half dozen stores later, we’re now the proud owners of one meager package. But when not fighting through crowds for TP, we’ve been researching political candidates. We’re wrapping up a few odds and ends on a few stories, but thought we’d stop in for a weekend chuckle.

da Lizard Slings Mud

Everyone’s fave mudslinger Larry the Lot Lizard is up to his old antics again. Yeah we know, he can’t resist his true nature. Instead of handling his numerous legal problems, he’s running his flapper again trying to intimidate a candidate for Kootenai County Commissioner. His target is our friend Nick Henderson, but da Liz didn’t stop there. He even went after his supporters, and Nick’s wife. What’s worse, is people encourage Captain Libelous in his antics by liking his posts. Click on the image to the left to see Lizard do his little dance.

Y’see this is how da Liz plays politics. He loves nothing more than to dig up what he thinks is dirt on someone, and then spread it around.  And if da Liz can’t find anything, he’ll start pulling things outta thin air hoping he can get a rise.  Like throwing boiled spaghetti against the wall, when he finds one that sticks her runs with it.  It’s like a severely diseased Leper telling the world someone else has a small pimple…it’s really that silly. We could tell story after story of him doing this against political candidates, elected officials, and anyone that supports them. But that we’d be writing for days.

Stewie Enters the picture

It’s well known Liz hitched his wagon tightly to Stewie. Our only guess is he thinks Stewie will help get him outta deep legal dooty. Lizard, he can’t stop Health and Welfare, the Idaho Tax Commission, the IRS, numerous legal judgments, and the rest of the mess you’ve brought upon yourself (more to come folks on that, grin). CLICK HERE to read more on da Lizard. CLICK HERE to learn more about Stewie.

You’d think a guy with a history of controversy such as Stewie would run from Lizard, but he’s podgied right up to him. We don’t know which of the two yokels made the video about Nick, but they are both spreading it around. Remember Stewie and Lizard, stupid games earn stupid prizes. When the dust settles, remember you’ve brought this upon yourself. You wanna sling mud, we have plenty on both of you that is unpublished.  Prepare to be chuckled.

Their Target

Now as for the video about Nick. Stewie posted it to his campaign page. It starts with a clip of world famous bimbo Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez acting goofy, then it cuts to Nick talking about running for office. What the Yokel twins have done, is try to connect Nick’s values to those of AOC’s in an attempt to discredit Nick. Mighty low Liz. Whenever we think Lizard has reached his nadir, he dives to new levels of depravity we never knew existed.

Why pick on Nick? Lizard is no stranger to bullying, he’s one of the biggest in North Idaho politics. Stewie is a bit of a bully himself, who stomps his feet in a temper tantrum when he doesn’t get his way. Their hope is they can intimidate Nick into pulling outta the race. But Lizard’s latest scumball tactic is to drag Nick’s wife into this, in an effort to embarrass them both. Yes folks, Lizard has no shame.

Nick, keep up the great work and don’t let Lizard or Stewie’s mudslinging get you down. We’ve got you back, so go a campaigning and let the voters know what you stand for. Tell your family to do just laugh off the antics of these clowns.

CLICK HERE to like Nick Henderson’s Facebook page and learn more about him.

What next?

First, ignore Lizard and his bullying. His constant chest beating and intimidation makes him a hero in his own mind. Maybe he’ll get his image printed on a shirt with the logo, “I am my own hero” to wear on his walkabouts. But remember to pay attention to his sociopathic rants and tactics. You’ll get the picture of a man that hates anyone that doesn’t agree with him in full. With that, you’ll find out quickly who trusts Lizard. Thus far that isn’t boding well for Stewie or John Grimm.

Stay tuned folks, in addition to some big stories we’re working on, we have more info on Lizard’s legal problems. Plus Stewie, you forced our hand, so we’ll kindly raise your bet.

Get out in the sunshine get some vitamin D, and remember to shut the TV and their hype off.

Chester

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